EXPLORE THE LAWS
It's Never the Right Time
Law #1
If your delivery could arrive at any time, you can be sure it will arrive when it's least convenient.
Simple things are never easy
Law #2
The simpler it seems, the more likely it is that something will go wrong.
Things are never where they are supposed to be
Law #3
If there's an obvious place to put it, that's not where it will be
It always takes longer than you think
Law #4
The time it takes to get something done is roughly three times the time you would expect it to take.
You never know how near your parcel is
Law #5
If timing is everything then it's timing that will go wrong.
There's never a right time to drop off your parcel
Law #6
"Next time" is the only time it's convenient to take that parcel to the post office